Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
I don’t know dear, ask your grandmother.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
hahahahahaha- Have a great day!
- Why is a computer so smart?
Cause it listens to its motherboard.
You know you’re a mom when…picking up another human to smell their butt is not only normal but totally necessary